When stuff gets you down, you've got to find something to pick you up. The Simpsons has been making me laugh for years. Here are a few quotes, while I go watch the World Cup highlights!
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
2 comments:
Ha..Very good quotes. I love that show, just haven't watched it in awhile. My mom made me a Marge Simpson wig for Halloween once. I had a green dress and everything else. I'll have to post a picture one of these days. :D
Tara: It's one of the few shows that can make me hurt with laughter over some silly little detail.
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