Sunday, July 23, 2006

Shedding some light on the matter

Apparently, a prisoner just "woke up" one morning to find a lightbulb up his ass. Okay, so its obvious he did it - you just don't sleep through something like that, right? But, at the end of the day I can understand a prisoner hiding some kind of tool or weapon up there (or drugs) but a lightbulb? What's the point of that? Perhaps he's part of a requisition crew that are supporting the tunnel crew who are digging under the prison. Obviously, they'll need light down there. I think the authorities should be warned.

Some good comments here.

2 comments:

Tara said...

Maybe he had an idea, but usually a lightbulb appears over their heads rather than the other end. He's...uh..special. ;)

FW said...

Caatje: Is that really true? LOL!!
Tara: Maybe he thought he could light it up by farting?