Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Halitosist


Nicole's post has prompted me to invent this character.


Name: Justyn Nernst
Occupation: Video rental store assistant
Background: Justyn has recently moved into his own flat. He attends nightschool to study drama and pick up a few qualifications that he didn't get at school.
Personality: He's a shy sensitive person. He is likeable but not over confident in social situations and prefers one to one communication. He has a speech impediment that makes him reluctant to talk to strangers.
Interests: Justyn has always been interested in film. His favourite film is The Exorcist, although Justyn believes it to be real and always faints at the three quarter stage.
Special powers: None but Justyn is completely convinced he has the power to rid humanity of bad breath with his secret nectar. He believes bad breath is more than merely anti-social, that it is infact, the devil incarnate. He showers those affected with his nectar whilst instructing the demons to "Get out of there you foul smelling dog!"
Utility belt contents: A glass vial containing Listerine mixed with his own semen, his secret nectar.
Most surprising fact: He has yet to be arrested for anti-social behaviour (it's only a matter of time)

3 comments:

Nicole said...

I am really QUITE amazed that my morning breath complaint blossomed into a character this nuanced and fully formed. This is awesome, FW! :D

FW said...

Nicole: Thx very much, I was inspired by having been in similar situations to your friend myself. Its good to laugh about them afterwards!

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